I Like You - Brossura

Yearning to be the hostess with the mostest? Desperate to throw a party with aplomb? Agonising over etiquette? Let Amy Sedaris's guide to entertaining show you how. If you're having a party: * Try to avoid saying something that could be embarrassing like: 'This is Matt, he's on mood stabilisers.' *If you see someone boring someone else, just be grateful it's not you. *When entertaining alcoholics make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until they begin removing their clothes or dangling the cat out of the window they can sort of blend in. *If you suspect you have a nosey guest, fill you medicine chest with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink.